My girlfriend has said this while performing a flying tackle… in the bedroom.

I hate trying to update on my netbook.

Since this morning started with me at a panel where Jennie talked about internet rip-offs I decided NOT to rip her off again tonight. Instead I turn to my second favorite, Randall Munroe since he was mentioned at the panel. The quote (paraphrased at best) appears below:

Jennie: The guy from xkcd actually Googles his jokes before he published them to see if anyone else has ever done it and if someone else has he won’t post it.
Pete Abrams: Yeah, but he also sketches his stick figures in pencil before he inks them so…

Best quote of the panel.

In order to do some updates while only using my Netbook the following week will be nothing but “Things NOT to Say During Sex” which is a gag taken from Jennie Breedan’s “What NOT to Say in the Bedroom”. Parents and other family members can read at their own risk.

As the title suggests, Sidequests remains kind of LIKE Jennie’s comic, but a little more blatant and not nearly as cleverly done.

Today’s punchline comes from Tom “Confused Corvid” Dawson who is British and awesome.

Sorry for missing Monday, but I’ve been dealing with some shittiness from Erie Community College and fixing something for my father. Go watch the Expendables, it’s much more entertaining.

This comic contains a pie chart and a Twilight reference. Guess which one you’re likely to see again. If you don’t get the joke then here:
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You know what sucks about having a bunch of ideas for Assassin’s Creed comics? He doesn’t have a simple costume. Can’t complain though, Katie chose Marth, or more likely Marth chose her. There in lays the rub. Oh and in case you don’t get the Awkward Plug, go check out Awkward Zombie! right now.

I overslept and missed my friend Phil’s going away party. He’s moving to Binghamton now that he’s done with school and I know I’ll see him again, but it made me think about all the people who leave for a host of different reasons. I never feel like I’ve gotten to know someone as well as I’d have liked and you never feel so immobile as when you’re watching someone else move on.

I’d feel awkward about this comic if I ever went to Arizona. Of course that hasn’t been a possibility since Dave got me to look up information about “Sheriff Joe”.

I love G-G, but it has permanently altered the way I look at Garfield comics in some pretty bizarre ways.